Diner Counter Confusion
Nelson Love sat at the diner counter and watched the waitress refill his coffee cup. The waitress unscrewed the lid on the saltshaker and the maple syrup dispenser. She turned from the counter to get the salt container and syrup container to refill them when Love reached for the saltshaker.
She stood there watching in disbelief when he poured the salt into his cup of coffee. Love stirred the coffee with a spoon and then reached for the maple syrup dispenser grabbing it by the handle.
Before the waitress could stop him, Love had poured it into the coffee cup.
"What on earth?" One of the wait staff whispered beside her. "Did Nelson Love just put salt and pancake syrup in his coffee?"
"He sure did!"
"Why did he do that?"
"Cause Love is blind."