An 80-year-old lady was marrying for the fourth time.
A newspaper asked if she wouldn’t mind talking about her first 3 husbands and what they did for a living.
She smiled and said my first husband was a banker, then I married a circus ring master, next was a preacher and now in my 80’s a funeral director.
When asked why the 4 men had such diverse careers. She explained “I married one for the money, 2 for the show, 3 to get ready and 4 to go”